It's like two jokes....

I don't know if I have forced the population of my friends to view this jem yet, but I love it and if I'm having a bad day I like to watch it. Also it gets funnier with time.

Back in the day I didn't think Horatio Sanz was funny. I have changed my mind. He is a genius.

Baked Lays

So I don't have any fun things to share.

Mostly I just want to sleep, but I want to sleep knowing I don't have responsibilities the next day. At this rate, this fantasy wont happen until at least Thanksgiving break.

I got an internship writing for a magazine. It's a dreamy opportunity but starting new jobs is just awkward and I'm stressed out the ass. Also 20-30 hours a week unpaid is a bit heartbreaking.

Also I can't figure out how to respond to things on Tumblr, Elaina. So I'm not ignoring you, I just straight up can't figure it out.

SLLEEeeeeep. But probably some Chappelle Show first.

Math Makes No Sense to Me

My suitemate showed me this video, and while I usually am not in tune with British humor, I enjoyed it.

Maths (plural).

Music Viddd

I went to a free concert in the park the other night (featuring Hum and Volcano!), and it was so pretty outside that I was able to ignore the severe amounts of guitar feedback that almost blew out my eardrums.

I later researched Volcano! the band and discovered this. I think it's funny because I'm so very tired:

So Many Lemons

Tourettes

Someone told me today that I swear a lot, which is true. "Almost like Tourettes," they said.

Ta Dah

I've been feeling like Liz Lemon lately...

Last night at a concert a man tried to hit on me.

Probably late 30's or early 40's.

He looked like this:

He asked me if I liked the concert....and I tried very hard to end the conversation. He asked if I wanted to smoke and I said no. Then he argued with me about songs that Imogen Heap played. If you are trying to pick someone up, don't ARGUE with them. Then he asked if I wanted to go someplace. I don't know what exactly he was implying, but I said no.

I then thought, "I am Liz Lemon."

And for you, I present this video clip.

CHEESE

"I have two ears and a heart, don't I?"

Phil Collins has about as much sex appeal as Pete on 30 Rock, but there is just something nostalgic and catchy about this song.