Fireworks my ass

I went to see the fireworks here this evening. It was perfect almost because it had just rained and the skyline looked like purple ships...............which probably doesn't make sense but whatever.

ANYWAYS. Right when the fireworks started, a young gentleman rolled over in the grass to me. Literally rolled down the hill like a 5 year old and sat up right next to me. I was so freaked out. Then he said quickly, "I just got into town, and I haven't met anyone yet." I wanted him to leave because I wanted to watch the fucking fireworks. Then he told me his life story and wanted to know all about me. I withheld as much info as I could. Then he proceeded to tell me he was trying to get clean and was clean for 28 days. Wow. I attract winners. So then his friend came over. His friend was clean for a whole 55 days! Then they talked through the whole of teh fireworks, telling me about a metal concert they attended and how there was a lot of cocaine and ecstasy, but they told me not to worry because they resisted! I was like I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. So proud. Just like your mother.

And then the fireworks ended. They left quickly. Very quickly. Then my phone was mysteriously gone. We tried to call it. Someone picked up the first two times and mumbled. Then they turned the phone off. So someone has my phone and I do not.

For my job I have an interview at 9 in the morning on the phone with a famous stand-up comedian. She is calling me, I do not have her info. Some hoodlum has my phone. I am going to go somewhere and binge eat until I run out of food and then I'm going to watch Arrested Development and try really hard not to cry.

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